Books Bible Stories, Continued
Your hazily-remembered childhood Bible stories, continued.
Mallory Ortberg
Books 
science Year’s Most Delightful, Ridiculous Science Experiment Features Toast
Scientists in Manchester can't stop flinging toast on the ground, the lovable idiots.
Meta A Call to the Nations of the Commonwealth
Commonwealth folk! We need to hear from you.
History An Issue Of Us Magazine Dated 2097
Jennifer Aniston and Tales From the Before Times.
Books Texts From Treasure Island
Long John Silver has a few things to say about Treasure Island.
Movies Drumline vs. Everything Else: Ranking Unrelated, Long-Since Released Movies For Absolutely No Reason
Why Drumline is better than that other movie you like so much.
Health We Are The Weight Watchers. We Watch the Weight.
The Weight Watchers watch the weight, and wait.
Music What Girl Is Most Like a Child?
They're all like a child. But in a fleeting, evanescent, sexy way. Not the creepy way.
Travel The Celebrity Goes to Africa
What did you learn from Africa? Just Africa, generally. Anywhere counts.
Magic Tim Curry and Morgan Freeman Finally Take You Up On Offer To Read The Phone Book
Your repeated demands to hear celebrities read the phone book have been answered.
science Another Empty, Lifeless Planet Found
Scientists find another in a series of dead and empty planets.
Books Texts From Fight Club
Fight club is not as much fun as it sounds.
Video Games Scenes That Brought Me To Tears As A Child in Majora’s Mask, In Order
There is no sadder video game than The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask.
Movies Scenes From Classic Mel Gibson Movies That Seemed Innocuous At The Time But Have Been Ruined For Me In Light of His Behavior Over the Last Decade
Mel Gibson scenes that Mel Gibson has ruined for me.
Artwork Everything Is Better With Goths
Goths: they're dogs. They're Patrick Swayze. They're even Jerry Orbach, who is dead, which is very goth.
