Books The Princess And The Pea, If The Pea Were A Small Piece Of Mild Criticism
It's a pea...ce of mild criticism. You get the joke.
Mallory Ortberg
Books 
Art The Birth of Venus: Pulling Yourself Out Of The Sea By Your Own Bootstraps
"I pulled myself out of the sea by my own bootstraps."
Religion The Convert Series: Emily Stewart
Emily Stewart on developing as an atheist and a human.
Books “Where Is The Diversity In Publishing?”
Lee and Low's Diversity in Publishing 2015 report.
Animals Yet More Dogs I Would Like To Own In Art, Even Though They Are Probably Dead Now
I am in needfulness of these scrommagers at the oncelest!
Great Lines From Donal Logue’s Wikipedia Page
He owns his own trucking company! Which seems entirely appropriate!
Religion Bible Verses Where “Fear Not” Has Been Replaced With “Um. Yikes.”
Wow. Where is this even coming from?
Art Perseus Rescuing Andromeda, In Order Of Rescuing
*extremely Andromeda voice* my clit sash
Heroes Madeline Kahn Monday: Sesame Street
Sing what I sing.
Books Classic Characters You May Not Remember From Children’s Literature
Let them back into your brain!
Art Women Inexplicably Aroused By Waves in Art
I guess this was a thing, I guess!
Movies The Boy Comes Out Today
His name is BRAHMS. He is an EVIL DOLL. What time are you all coming over? We can drive to the theater together if you're worried about parking.
Television “Totally Penis”: Happy Paul F. Tompkins Friday
"It was totally penis."
Animals It Has Come To My Attention I Was Misinformed About How Bees Reproduce
I come before you today to say I was wrong about how bees make more bees.
Humor Dirtbag Hera
Hera: Goddess of marriage, wife of Zeus, dirtbag.
