Music Your Best Dad Music Stories
Exactly as much Steely Dan as you expect. And also Nas' Dad!
Mallory Ortberg
Music 
Heroes Madeline Kahn Monday: Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered
She wears a floor-length glittering black gown, so prepare yourself.
Television A Bit Of Fry And Laurie Friday: Cigarettes
Oh, you know them, then?
Movies Who’s Coming To See “The Boy” With Me Next Year?
IS IT OUT YET
Television Trailer Park Boys Thursday
"Ricky kinda freaked out and threw a turkey, which mighta gone through the window."
Health Toilet Seat Covers Are For Fools And Cowards
Who, exactly, do you think you're fooling?
Religion Your 2015 Advent Calendar
Something for every twenty-five days.
Heroes Characters I Have Inappropriately Identified With When I Knew I Was Not Supposed To
I KNOW I AM NOT SUPPOSED TO AND I'M SORRY.
Animals Pictures My Dogsitter Has Sent Me
It's old dogs in costumes. That will either work for you, or it won't.
Books Daphne Du Maurier’s Jamaica Inn
Jamaica Inn, summarized (mostly).
Meta A Chat With Jaya Saxena
New Toast staff writer!
Movies “Face Like A Farmer”: The Greatest Reasons Various Men Were Rejected For The Role Of James Bond
Bunch of French-sounding farmer-faces.
Television Things I Have Yelled At My Television, Which Cannot Hear Me, While Re-Watching The Tudors
My TV can't hear me, but that doesn't keep me from yelling at it when I see historical inaccuracies.
Heroes Madeline Kahn Monday: Flames On The Side Of My Face
Yes, I hated her.
Open Thread Thanksgiving Open Thread
Happy Thanksgiving!
