Humor A Day In the Life of an Empowered Female Heroine
What your average strong, empowered female heroine gets done in a day.
Mallory Ortberg
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Humor It Is Impossible For Me To Determine Whether Or Not You Have Been Offended
If you were offended, I apologize. But how can I know?
Humor My Female Students Don’t Seem As Impressed With Me As They Used To
It's getting harder and harder to impress young female students these days.
Link Roundup Please Do Not Let The Sun Go Down On You Today Without Watching This Q&A
Or don't, obviously.
Humor Signs You’re About To Be In A Gay Subplot In A Period Drama
"My lady, be watchful; he has strange ideas about the ways of love."
Humor Baby Jenny Holzer
Baby Jenny Holzer should come as no surprise.
Food How To Make Sure You Get Enough To Eat At Holiday Parties
With the holiday season upon us, here's a handy guide to making sure you get enough food at parties.
Beauty David Beckham, Sexiest Man Alive
One cannot live while the other reigns: there is only ever one Sexiest Man Alive.
Heroes Madeline Kahn Monday: I’m Tired
Face it, she's pooped!
Television A Bit Of Fry And Laurie Friday: Richard Ayoade Edition
They all went to Cambridge, its all the same thing.
Television The Best And Gayest Moments In Disney Channel Movies
Some of these arguments are...stronger than others.
Books PBS Is Asking Questions About Ronbledore
It's all beginning.
News They’re Building A Deep Springs For Women In Alaska And I Need A Minute
I AM VERY EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING THAT CANNOT POSSIBLY AFFECT ME.
science Somehow I Sort Of Thought We Were Going To Get Starships Sorted Out Until Now
This is better, I think. The knowing. But I'm still sad.
Movies That One Scene From Conan The Barbarian Everyone Knows, As Written By Me
What is best in life? NEVER GETTING YELLED AT.
