Movies Seven Brides For Seven Brothers
I have learned from this book of the past that women are kidnappable
Mallory Ortberg
Movies 
Heroes Annotating The Rock’s Inspirational Workout Video Message To The U.S. Women’s Soccer Team
I love the Rock with a sexless intensity that will continue to burn long after the physical husk I inhabit has been absorbed back into the nitrogen cycle.
Television Kids In The Hall Monday: Bruce And The Bike Thief
Open letters are never the answer.
Food A Letter From Chris Kimball
Chris Kimball wants to say hello.
Art Two Medieval Monks Invent Writing
The key is to never use any words ever.
Books Literary Doorstoppers I Plan On Churning Out This Year
I've got a million of 'em.
Poetry Texts From Charles Bukowski
As a young man I could not believe that people could give their lives over to those conditions. As an old man, I still can't believe it.
what do you mean
like
going to work?
What do they do it for? Sex?
what
no
that's not why people go to work and you know it
TV?
i mean that's not the primary reason
An automobile on monthly payments? Or children?
yes
obviously
that is why most people go to their jobs
is to pay their bills and also feed their families
Children who are just going to do the same things that they did?
are you honestly asking me to explain the circle of life to you right now
“Hey, the boss can come in here at any moment and lay all of us off, just like that, don’t you realize that?”
yes
we all realize that
News News Roundup: Who Is Burning Black Churches?
Some of the latest news on this week's spate of black-church burnings.
Language I Don’t Understand People Who Say “Humor” Like “Yoomor”
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT.
Art Just Some Good Paintings, No Reason
Not really any reason to put all these paintings together, I guess, but I liked them anyway.
Art Daedalus and Icarus And Beautiful Male Incompetence
Too pretty to listen.
Animals Here Is A Video I Took Of Piglets Racing A Hurdle Course This Weekend
Exactly what it says on the tin.
Television Kids In The Hall Monday: The Guys Have Father Issues
If you had to beat up your own father, how would you do it? If you had to.
Meta Toast Points For The Week Of June 25th
This week's Toast Points!
Animals Alternate Titles For Ted 2 I Have Thought To Myself While Guiltily Laughing At The Radio Trailer Where Mark Wahlberg Says “Briefcase” In A Funny Voice And I Am Not Ashamed
For some reason they're all vaguely judgmental and Soviet-sounding.
