Advice What To Expect When You’re Expecting, By Shirley Jackson
You should expect everything.
Mallory Ortberg
Advice 
Books Children’s Stories Made Horrific: The House At Pooh Corner
Bump. Bruise. Giggle. Up and down the stairs.
Art Diana, Roman Goddess Of The Hunt, You’re Never Going To Find A Boyfriend This Way
Roman goddess of the hunt and also of not getting married is never going to find a boyfriend this way!!
Books The Sequel To Rebecca The Second Mrs. de Winter Deserves
"You thought I loved her?" YOU GAVE LITERALLY ZERO INDICATION TO THE CONTRARY, MAXIM.
Books Joe Manganiello Read The Fountainhead And His Takeaway Was That People Should Quit Their Jobs To Work In Quarries
I think the expression "Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt" is sometimes overused, but it applies here.
Animals Today I Learned About The Anti-Vaccinating Dog Movement
I mean, of course this exists!
Television A Bit Of Fry And Laurie Friday: Love Them Or Loathe Them
Estate agents: you can't live with them.
Animals I’m Off To Utah Today, Please Enjoy This “Ritual Animal Disguise” Category From Wikipedia In My Absence (Don’t Worry, It’s Horrifying)
This should keep you busy and horrified for a while!
Channing Tatum Has Heard Of Roxane Gay And By Extension Is Now An Employee Of The Toast
The pieces are all coming together.
Art Everything Wrong With Greek Mythology In One Painting
It SEEMS like a standard-issue filial castration, but it actually gets kind of weird.
Television Classic TV Shows Described By Someone Who Has Never Seen Them
It's probably close.
Art Men Starting Unnecessary Conversations In Western Art History
LET'S ALL TALK ABOUT THIS NOW.
History Dirtbag Louis XIV
Louis XIV: Bourbon, Sun King, dirtbag.
Advice Things I Have Hollered At Packs Of Young Men In The Street Who Look Like They Might Play Water Polo That I Feel Pretty Good About
Really friendly, non-sexual street hollering.
Business The Town Of Whatever, USA One Year Later
We were all up for whatever. That's the one thing I keep coming back to. What were we up for? Whatever. Were we up for it? We were.
