Art The Martyrdom Of Saint Sebastian, In Ascending Order Of Sexiness And Descending Order Of Actual Martyring
Emphasis on the babe, not so much on the martyring.
Mallory Ortberg
Art 
News The Deadline For Deportations In The Dominican Republic Nears
The Dominican Republic is set to start deporting thousands of residents with Haitian ancestry tomorrow.
Philosophy 1970s Rock Anthems With Surprising Ties To 15th-Century Morality Plays
The 1970s were surprisingly thematically coherent.
Relationships The Emotional Progression Of Realizing Your Friend Isn’t Coming Over After All
Gothic heroines understand the power of friendship.
Animals The Desert Is Wide And Full Of Haters
The desert is dry because of foehn winds and also because of jealousy.
Art Mallory Explains Classic Works Of Art: The Oath Of The Horatii
The Oath of the Horatii as you've never seen it before.
Religion The Princess Serenity Prayer
This is inexcusable, and I am so sorry.
Television Kids In The Hall Monday: Sex Girl Patrol
Listen. Even the dogs are panting with passion.
Advice From The Readers: The Time A Little Girl Died From Jumping Rope In The Bobbsey Twins
It happened. My cousin knew her.
Television A Bit Of Fry And Laurie Friday: University Blooper Reel
"Brian, Brian, I'm sorry. You said 0.567359."
Health Things Women In Literature Have Died From
Everything.
Music Every Track From WOW 2000, In Order
THE HITS JUST KEEP ON COMING.
Beauty Kyle Mooney Thursday: Sports
Benjels! Get your head in the game! What is Danielson thinking?
Link Roundup Link Roundup!
The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.
Art The Greatest Wedding Group Shot Of All Time Is From 14th-Century Bologna
I just want to play my drums.
