Meta Wednesday Open Thread
This Wednesday's open thread.
Mallory Ortberg
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Animals I Cotched Myself That Kitten: A Postscript
Cotched him right up.
Animals We Have Got To Talk About How Messed Up Turtle Penises Are
I know about this, and now you have to, too.
Animals I Have Got To Catch Myself This Kitten, Man
Gotta get that eensycat, my friends.
Movies Movie Yelling With Shrill And Mallory: Welcome To Your Steampunk Future, Sorry There’s No Water But We Did Put Skulls On Everything
That's one furious road.
Books Sad Queer Classics, Fixed
I fixed all those sad gay novels. You are welcome.
Television A Bit Of Fry And Laurie Friday: Welcome To The Private Police Force
Welcome to BritLaw, PLC.
Television “I’m not the principal of the line, Mother”: Seymour Skinner’s Finest Moments
In our continuing celebration of minor Simpsons characters, here's a look at Principal Seymour Skinner's finest moments.
Advice How To Accept Compliments And Handle Praise
A simple guide.
Books Children’s Stories Made Horrific: Goodnight Moon
Good night. Goodbye.
Poetry From His Coy Mistress
His vegetable love should shrink.
History Reasons Why I Would Make An Excellent Tudor-Era Lady-In-Waiting And You Should Consider Me For The Position
Please consider my application to be a Tudor-era lady-in-waiting. Thank you for your time.
Books Ayn Rand’s The Baby-Sitters Club
The first installment of Ayn Rand's beloved series, The Baby-Sitters Club.
Books Many Waters
Many Waters by Madeleine L'Engle, summarized.
Art Women Dropping Polite Hints In Western Art History
Sometimes a hint is wasted on the listener.
