Art
The most overlooked of the Brontë siblings, ENERGY-BEAM BRONTË.
Television
That it should happen here, and now, of all places! This is no game, this is the realest thing that's ever happened to me, you gorgeous darling!
Books
Kyp Durron is a war criminal, okay.
Religion
I ALREADY SAID I WAS SORRY.
Books
Guys, you're not doing it right.
Sex
Here are some men who don't exist who I believe enjoy the sexual act of pegging. I have no evidence.
Books
Mansfield Park, basically.
Art
Western art history: 900 years of women politely ending a conversation.
Advice
No, not that one.
Music
Christian parodies of popular music is the most transcendent form of art.
Religion
For the Lord owneth, forever and ever.
Books
Tess of the D'Urbervilles, dirtbag.
Television
"Yes, Control. But quite often it rains and it pours at the same time."
Perfidy and Wretched Villainy
"Can you speak to..."
Humor
I like life already, but I have some suggestions.