Folklore “A creature created by witches to steal milk. Only women can create and own them”
COME ON, ICELAND.
Mallory Ortberg
Folklore 
The Great Outdoors Notes Home From Camp, By Susan Sontag
Susan Sontag writes some notes home from camp.
Books Children’s Stories Made Horrific: The Little Mermaid
Not all women can be witches.
Feminism It’s 2050 And Feminism Has Finally Won
A vision of the inevitable feminist future.
Books Texts From Blanche DuBois
Blanche DuBois isn't going to turn thirty-five by herself.
Link Roundup Link Roundup
Mallory's back for the Wednesday link roundup.
Poetry Arthur Rimbaud, Dirtbag Laureate
Arthur Rimbaud: Genius. Poet. Dirtbag.
Music The Greatest Rhymes In “Pinot Noir,” In Order
All of them are perfect, but some of them are the most perfect.
Art Men Sleeping Quietly And Not Talking Or Bothering Anyone In Western Art History
Just keep sleeping, you little buddies. Your faces are so pretty when they're not talking.
Advice Inspiring Joan Didion Quotes
A collection of Joan Didion's most memorable and inspirational quotations.
Fitness I’ll Be Watching Kimberly Walford Break Deadlifting Records All Day
It took everything I had not to make an Unbreakable Kimmy joke and here I've gone and squandered it.
Television A Bit Of Fry And Laurie Friday: Mystery
Happy A Bit Of Fry And Laurie Friday. GOD, DID I NEED THESE PINK SUSPENDERS TODAY.
Books You Should Go To The LA Times Festival Of Books This Year
Are you going? You should go.
Books Children’s Stories Made Horrific: The Beauty And The Beast
Fathers have given their daughters to monsters before.
Feminism Inspirational Camille Paglia Quotes
Some inspirational Camille Paglia quotes that are just for girls and were certainly not made up by me.
