Books Children’s Stories Made Horrific: The Frog Prince
Beauty is never private.
Mallory Ortberg
Books 
Television Kids In The Hall Monday: Tammy Ain’t Gonna Spread For No Roses
Tammy doesn't spread for roses.
Poetry A Bit Of Fry And Laurie Friday: Poetry
This is, in my opinion, the best poem ever written.
Art Women Feigning Interest During Polite Conversation In Western Art History
Oh, that's so interesting.
Movies Ways In Which I Believe My Life Will Resemble A Nancy Meyers Film Now That I Am A Homeowner
The many, eerie similarities between my actual life and scenes from a Nancy Meyers film (preferably a scene filmed in the kitchen).
Meta Tell Me Your Apartment Horror Stories
TODAY IS THE DAY I GET THE KEYS TO MANDERLEY WEST.
Television The Emotional Stages Of Rewatching The L Word Ten Years Later
There are many stages of rewatching The L Word, all of them painful.
Link Roundup Link Roundup
I have rounded up for you a selection of links.
History Things I Believe With Perfect Faith About Anna Wintour’s Weeklong Affair With Bob Marley
There are certain things about their relationship that I need to believe, and so I do.
History Please Be Reminded That One Of The Twelve Conclusions Of The Lollards Was “Arts And Crafts”
Twelve conclusions on the state of the church, better make them count, don't forget arts and crafts.
History Reasons I Would Make An Excellent Feudal Vassal And You Should Consider Me For The Position
Thank you for considering my application to become a feudal vassal.
Art Too Many Men
There's a simple problem in these paintings, and that's too many men.
Television Kids In The Hall Monday: I Don’t Like The Chicken Lady
It's my least favorite sketch! It's not BAD, mind you. I just can't stand it.
Television A Bit Of Fry And Laurie Friday: “If They Were Being Kind, They’d Put A Bullet Through Your Head”
Money? Money? Money? What money?
Humor Syllabus For The Course On “Camp Heterosexuality” I Have Not Yet Been Asked To Teach
I hold out hope that I will be offered a visiting fellowship in over-the-top heterosexual performance.
