Meta Let’s Talk About The Movies You’re Supposed To Love But Don’t
Let's talk about the movies you just can't bring yourself to love.
Mallory Ortberg
Meta 
Books Thematically Appropriate Books To Read In October, In Order Of How Easily Scared You Are
Some books to read this month, if you like.
Food Did You Know They Have Chocolate Cobbler And If So Why Didn’t You Tell Me
DID YOU KNOW THERE IS SUCH A THING AS CHOCOLATE COBBLER I DIDN'T BUT NOW I DO
Writing On Deciding What Counts: Elizabeth Ellen and What Makes A Victim
On Elizabeth Ellen's recent essay on rape accusations, and the nature of victimization.
LGBT Femslash Friday: The Craft
This week's Femslash Friday brings us The Craft and the 1990s "ambient lesbian" aesthetic.
Health People Almost Playing Sports In Luxury Advertisements
Luxury ads are super full of people almost doing stuff.
Books Dirtbag Aslan
Aslan: Lord of the East, Creator of Narnia, dirtbag.
Art Unhappy Mothers In Western Art History
The unhappy mother in the history of Western art.
Interviews The Toast Is A Business That Makes Money
An interview with Fast Company about how The Toast handles money.
Television “I’ve Been Calling Her Krandal”: Edna Krabappel’s Finest Moments
Edna Krabappel's finest moments.
History Dirtbag Hans Christian Andersen: The World’s Worst Houseguest
Hans Christian Andersen was the world's worst houseguest.
Work What’s The Biggest Mistake You’ve Ever Made At Work?
What is it, you can tell us, we won't tell anyone.
Meta Introducing The Butter: Roxane Gay Is Coming To Stay With Us
ROXANE GAY IS COMING TO THE TOAST AND SHE'S GOING TO STAY FOREVER AND EVER AND WE'LL NEVER LET HER GO.
History Western Political Charters Throughout History, Summarized
Summarizing political charters from the Magna Carta onward.
Advice Comments From Men Over 40 To Run Away From
Comments that, when delivered by men over 40, should initiate a creep escape velocity sequence.
