The Best 1930s Stock Characters
The best stock characters of the 1930s will never again be seen in film.
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There's a teenaged girl living in Mongolia who hunts with eagles, and you are garbage compared to her.
Heroes Let’s Talk About The Movie Where Katharine Hepburn Has An Abortion By Flying Into The Sun
Katharine Hepburn, aviatrix and autodidact abortionist.
A Series Of Emails About LinkedIn From A Monster
LinkedIn is garbage.
LGBT Femslash Friday: Classic Hollywood Edition
In 1930s Hollywood, every Friday was Femslash Friday.
Movies Casting The Live-Action Proud Family Movie For Which The People Clamor
The people demand a live-action Proud Family movie, and I will cast it for them.
Beauty Seven Lines From NPR’s Interview With Brittney Griner That Put Me On The Floor
Brittney Griner wrote a BOOK and then she talked to NPR and it's perfect and she's perfect.
science Scientists Seem Awfully Confident These Pictures “Definitely Aren’t Martian Bonfires”
Don't be so quick to assume these aren't Martian bonfires.
Famous Moments In Military History, As Commanded By Zapp Brannigan
Zapp Brannigan doesn't pretend to understand Brannigan's Law. He just enforces it.
Video Games The Legend of Zelda’s Ocarina of Time: Giving The Gender Binary A Swift Roundhouse Kick To The Face
There is perhaps no queerer mainstream video game than the Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time, and that's fantastic.
Food Lift Like A Serf, Eat Like A Baron, Flee Like A Cathar: My Historically Accurate Medieval Workout Plan
A workout plan guaranteed to get results.
Books The Adventures of Madeline
Madeline is a normal little girl.
Books Dirtbag Little Women
Little Women, with dirtbags.
Live Every Day
What you should live every day like.
Music Live Your Life Like This Strange-Headed, Wonderful Man
This Future Islands man, with his square head and his knock-kneed dance, is living his best life.
