Beauty This Is Benedict Cumberbatch Day
Nicole Cliffe announces Benedict Cumberbatch Day, which is not a real thing.
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Beauty Benedict Cumberbatch: The Fan Fiction
Nicole Cliffe reveals her Benedict Cumberbatch fan fiction to the world.
Speak Flippantly on the Internet of These General Groups of People at Your Peril
Nicole Cliffe identifies groups of people it is best to always speak respectfully of on the internet.
Poetry RIP, Seamus Heaney
The Toast pays a brief tribute to Seamus Heaney, one of the great poets of our time.
Magic Man Enjoys Toast
On learning that Ta-Nehisi Coates approves of their enterprise, Nicole Cliffe and Mallory Ortberg cease to exist.
Advice Toast Posts of Note: The Week of August 30th, 2013
Nicole Cliffe presents a sampling of Toast Posts of Note from the previous week, to general acclaim.
Food Dire Emotional Emergency Carb Recipes: Pull-Apart Rolls
Nicole Cliffe presents one of her most emotionally soothing recipes, for caramel pull-apart rolls.
Books The Quotable Jane Austen for Evil People: Mansfield Park Edition
Nicole Cliffe presents the next installment of "The Quotable Jane Austen for Evil People."
The Internet Glossary For Annotated Email Correspondence From 2013
Nicole Cliffe examines frequently used email openers and their meanings.
Advice Very Wise Things
Nicole Cliffe talks about exceptionally wise things others have said to her.
Link Roundup Link Roundup
A link roundup of various recent internet stories you've already read.
Books Your Most Beloved Fantasy Novel
An open call for paragraph-long descriptions of readers' most beloved fantasy novels.
Art Taking Street Harassment Home With You!
Details about purchasing a print of Mallory Ortberg and Matt Lubchansky's comic strip about street harassment.
Music Your Karaoke Fantasy and Mine, Plus Booze
Nicole Clfife discusses being better at karaoke than one is, and provides cocktail recipes.
Fitness A Very Small Giveaway
Nicole Cliffe announces a very small giveaway for people who would like to work out with her and her trainer for free.
