Advice You Live On Earth: A PSA About Deathquakenami From a Scientist
A nice scientist sort-of reassures Nicole that the earth is full of terrors and earthquakes and there's not much to be done about it.
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Advice How to Come Up with Great Ideas: Advice for Freelance Writers
Sulagna Misra offers some advice for freelance writers and explains how she comes up with great ideas.
Advice What To Expect When You’re Expecting, By Shirley Jackson
You should expect everything.
Advice The Good Indian Friend: A Manual
Neha Margosa on the characteristics of a good Indian friend.
Advice Ask Bear: On Parenting and Prison
S. Bear Bergman, The Butter's advice columnist, responds to a letter-writer who may be facing jail time and wonders what and when to tell their children.
Advice The Pacific Northwest Is Going to Be Consumed By Fire and Water, Leave Now
The Pacific Northwest earthquake will kill everyone and it's coming A LOT SOONER THAN YOU THOUGHT, take to the hills but they are not high enough to save you!
Advice Ask Bear: Is This a Good Idea?
The Butter debut of "Ask Bear," a weekly advice column from S. Bear Bergman.
Advice Things I Have Hollered At Packs Of Young Men In The Street Who Look Like They Might Play Water Polo That I Feel Pretty Good About
Really friendly, non-sexual street hollering.
Advice Dear Businesslady: We Think One Of These Letters Is Fake
One of these letters asking for job advice is probably fake.
Advice Aunt Acid: Advice for Supporting Creative Friends
The Toast's Aunt Acid counsels a reader who wants to know how to be a good friend to those creative and artistic types.
Advice How To Behave When You Realize You Have Accidentally Traveled Through Time Or Swapped Bodies With Your Rival At Work Or Created An Alternate Reality Of My Own Life Where I Am Married To The Town Librarian
It's like you've never seen a movie about people in your exact situation.
Advice Dispatches from the Society for the Preservation and Promotion of Sapphic Social Mores
A guide for the sapphic socialite.
Advice From The Readers: The Time A Little Girl Died From Jumping Rope In The Bobbsey Twins
It happened. My cousin knew her.
Advice Here Is One Way Not To Make Eggs
There are many ways not to make eggs. Here is one of them.
Advice Fasting Spittle Is Exactly What You Think It Is
Well, then!
