Animals Failing at Life, Succeeding at Dogs
Rachel Sugar on her dogs, and bumbling through life with slightly less performance anxiety as a result of them.
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Advice Five Tips for a Safe and Sexy Halloween for Your Cat or Dog
Your cat or dog's sexy Halloween costume should also be SAFE, take a minute to peruse these tips.
Animals Today I Saw A Pigeon With Half Its Body Missing
A half-pigeon. I saw it.
Animals I Want You To Fight About This Dear Prudence Letter
Surely this is going to rile up at least some of you.
Animals Meet Your Neighbor: The Raccoon
A gorgeous illustrated guide to your urban neighbor, the raccoon.
Animals A Fish Formerly Called Wanda: Dead Pet Chronicles
The latest in E.B. Bartels' series of Dead Pet Chronicles. This time, it was a fish.
Animals Bird of the Month: The Swan
Hannah ends her yearlong "Bird of the Month" series with the majestic, hissing swan.
Animals Aristotle the Turtle: Dead Pet Chronicles
E.B. Bartels begins her "Dead Pet Chronicles" with the sad tale of Aristotle, the turtle her family allowed to escape.
Animals Bear Thwarted
A bear is thwarted.
Animals “The Ability To Control Both Horses and Women”
The world was a better place when trade unions were as focused on witchcraft as they were on workers' rights.
Animals Witches Have Been Attacking Horses And Braiding Their Tails
Witches have been secretly braiding horse-tails in Sussex.
Animals Bird of the Month: The Acorn Woodpecker
The Toast's weekly bird column takes on the acorn woodpecker.
Animals The Ocean Is Full of Worms and Gonads and Monsters
Lynne Elkins informs us that the ocean is less filled with beautiful dolphins and more filled with worms, really.
Animals On Spiders: No.
Brenna Hillier speaks truth to power: spiders are no.
Animals Bird of the Month: The Northern Cardinal
Hannah Rosefield's continuing series takes on the majestic northern cardinal.
