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February 8, 2016

Movies

The Proper Etiquette and Decorum for Fighting the Undead

by Renée Camus · February 8, 2016
Shuffling and rattling about the feet in Zombie slaying is extremely vulgar. This is not a Sailor’s Hornpipe.
Heroes

Madeline Kahn Monday: Sweet Mystery of Life

by Mallory Ortberg · February 8, 2016
At last I've found you!
Race

Some Unorganized Mixed Race Thoughts

by Jaya Saxena · February 8, 2016
Every time I write about race I want it to be the last time I write about race. I’m sick of it.

More by Jaya Saxena

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  • Kitchen Witching: Mystic Chex Mix

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Religion

Bible Verses For The Anxious And Full Of Terror

by Mallory Ortberg · February 8, 2016
And the spirits have been waiting for you ever since!
Books

How To Tell If You’re In a Mary Gaitskill Book

by Mara Wilson · February 8, 2016
Can you imagine?
Animals

Let’s Talk About Our Pets

by Nicole Chung · February 8, 2016
Tell me your favorite animal stories, please.
Link Roundup

Link Roundup!

by Nicole Cliffe · February 8, 2016
The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.

More by Nicole Cliffe

  • “Labor of Love”: An Interview With Moira Weigel

  • Faithfully LGBT: An Interview With Eliel Cruz

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  • The Order In Which I Would Have Murdered the “And Then There Were None” Guests

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