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Just a standard lifestyle blog post by a young, female time-traveller, complete with comments.
Humor
A sober look at some Disney favorites.
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Young Henry VIII, you cut that out. Stop looking like Benedict Cumberbatch.
Health
Bodine Boling on how past-life regression therapy got her to step willingly into an elevator.
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J.K. Rowling confirms the canonical existence of a time-traveling Ronbledore.
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Curses for rich people.
Ancient Grains
Too many damn wizards, is why.
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An incomplete guide to the monsters you will encounter in your life, from the Tampon Imp to Procrastination.
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John K. Peck breaks down the vital equations underpinning the foundations of the popular rock and/or roll music.
Feminism
Gretchen McCulloch, The Toast's resident linguist, on why we have gendered pronouns at all, and where they may be headed.
Magic
In which Holden Caulfield is attacked by vampires. We all think he had it coming.
History
In which we are taught the real history behind the legend of Snow White.
LGBT
A short story about a lesbian Chicana werewolf and her trans Filipina witch girlfriend. Obviously.
Magic
If the only people who could time travel were a couple of teenagers.
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Powerful modern curses for today's everyman.