The Toast doesn't need to be told not to trust a man, but this was still helpful.

An open thread for hard-to-find and out of print books you're looking for.

It is the finest quality of the holiday season, your parents' newspaper.

Some Shane Hintons aren't invited to the barbecue.

mensah demary discusses movie soundtracks in his second Liner Notes column for The Butter.

My application for being a candidate for the Valkyrie position.

Happy New Year's Eve! Entertain one another.

Oh God, I'm more sorry than usual for this one.

Kat Sinclair on Jesse's girl, and other love song recipients who are due their chance to speak.

Jaya Saxena tells a story from when she was 18 that's supposed to be funny, and sometimes is.

A taxonomy of haters in marine biology.

Can you BELIEVE I work at a BANK?

An eclectic roundup of links from the Internet.

It's a bunch of links! From the internet. You're familiar.

It's a Christmas Eve open thread. Make the most of it.