1. This email is one step shy of the glory that was Updog.

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  2. Two dudes get not-so-serious about their feelings for the 1989 adaptation of Brenda Starr.

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  3. The one question I always ask other people at parties.

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  4. Link Roundup

    The Toast presents you with a variety of entertaining and edifying links from around the internet.

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  5. Alice Bolin on her lifetime of night terrors.

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  6. Dirtbag Dionysus

    Dionysus, the Greek god of dirtbags.

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  7. A list of movies I saw in 2014, categorized.

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  8. The fictional course list for Lara Croft's Master's in Archaeology degree.

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  9. "Grow a row of teats like a she-wolf" and other secrets to having a happy marriage.

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  10. Here is my (Roxane) 2014 Reading List, in various categories I absolutely made up.

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  11. Link Roundup!

    An eclectic collection of links, rounded up from across the Internet.

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  12. Another installment of Aimee Nezhukumatathil's delightful World of Wonder column.

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  13. These are actual names we almost called The Toast. ACTUAL NAMES.

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  14. The cartoonist Rosanna Bruno envisions what an OkCupid profile of Emily Dickinson would look like.

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