July 15, 2014 in Advice
Let the modernist sensibility teach you how to #lifehack.
July 15, 2014 in How to Talk to Babies
When is the right time to introduce Marxist theory and capitalist criticism to your infant?
July 15, 2014 in News
What are the police up to? Oh, dear.
July 15, 2014 in Animals
Lynne Elkins informs us that the ocean is less filled with beautiful dolphins and more filled with worms, really.
July 15, 2014 in Poetry
Mallory's first poem on The Toast is about Slavoj Žižek's hair.
July 15, 2014 in The Jam
The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.
July 14, 2014 in Books
On Zora Neale Hurston, Jane Eyre, and women writing about men.
Felix Kent delves into C.S. Lewis' sci-fi novel "That Hideous Strength."
Scarlett Johansson doesn't love you, you poor French man.
July 14, 2014 in Magic
Young Henry VIII, you cut that out. Stop looking like Benedict Cumberbatch.
July 14, 2014 in The Internet
Sydney Gore on the Internet's Sad Girl.
July 14, 2014 in She Said, She Said
Nicole and Mallory attempt vainly to provide advice to their readers.
July 14, 2014 in Advice
Mallory's favorite lines from the summer issue of "The New Pioneer," her new favorite magazine.
July 14, 2014 in The Jam
July 11, 2014 in The Jam
Toast Points from the week of July 11th.
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