1. The Toast wishes a happy 89th birthday to Lauren Bacall.

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  2. No one could end a story on a downer note like Hans Christian Andersen. No one else even comes close.

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  3. An interview with Norman about his one-man John Brown show.

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  4. The Toast's visually impaired correspondent/firearms enthusiast Will Butler explains why he wants a gun.

  5. The newly-renamed Toast advice column answers job-related questions.

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  6. The Toast's weekly Open Thread.

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  7. The readers of The Toast share their own superstitions and those of others.

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  8. Nicole Cliffe shares some popular and notable posts from the last week in "Toast Points."

  9. Beauty Trap

    Harmony Neal on the nature of female beauty.

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  10. Don't send your daughters to college. Send them anywhere else, but not there.

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  11. The day the normal girl moved to town, nothing changed.

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  12. The most English-y details of the most English story about badger-hunting in the entire world.

  13. Lily Meyer interviews Mary Kay Zuravleff on her new novel and the process of writing.

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  14. Amanda's entry in the DUI series.

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  15. It's the September issue of Jaya Saxena and Matthew Lubchansky's Dad Magazine!

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