Books Horrifying Stories Made Comforting And Anodyne: Oedipus Rex
"His parents enjoyed having sex with each other, and no one else they were related to."
greek mythology
Books 
Art Orpheus Rescuing Eurydice From The Underworld, In Order of Rescuing
I mean, what's the rush, guy?
Religion Dirtbag Jason and the Argonauts
Nice.
Art Paintings Of The Nine Muses Dejectedly Performing Their Duties
doesn't Terpsichore mean "delight in dancing"
you don't seem very delighted
it means a lot of things
Art The Birth of Venus: Pulling Yourself Out Of The Sea By Your Own Bootstraps
"I pulled myself out of the sea by my own bootstraps."
Art Perseus Rescuing Andromeda, In Order Of Rescuing
*extremely Andromeda voice* my clit sash
Humor Dirtbag Hera
Hera: Goddess of marriage, wife of Zeus, dirtbag.
Humor Dirtbag Athena
Athena: Goddess of mathematics, war, strategy, wisdom, and dirtbags.
Folklore Dirtbag Medea
Medea of Colchis: niece to Circe, granddaughter to Helios, wife to Jason, mother, witch, murderer, dirtbag.
Art Diana, Roman Goddess Of The Hunt, You’re Never Going To Find A Boyfriend This Way
Roman goddess of the hunt and also of not getting married is never going to find a boyfriend this way!!
Art Daedalus and Icarus And Beautiful Male Incompetence
Too pretty to listen.
History The Contest Of Athena And Poseidon
Originally.
PEOPLE OF ATHENS: at last our city is complete
CECROPS: my people
now we must decide which of the gods we will offer our worship to
who among the deities of Olympus will we select to watch over us
shall it be Poseidon? Lord of the sea, creator of the horse, to protect our warships and supply us with battle stallions?
or shall it be Athena, goddess of wisdom and justice?
Art Mythological Deaths In Art That May Have Been Slightly Exaggerated
Apollo's mortal lover Hyacinth was struck in the forehead by a discus pushed off-course by the jealous god Zephyr. Here you can see him slowly dying of being "tenderly cradled," with no visible head wounds from the golden Frisbee lying at his feet.
Religion Dirtbag Theseus
Theseus: Greek hero. Minotaur-slayer. Dirtbag.
Religion Dirtbag Apollo
Apollo: Sun God, twin, dirtbag.
