Art What The Posters In Your First Apartment Say About You Now
The popular posters that decorated your first apartment, and how they made you the person you are today.
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Humor Rejected Sitcom Concepts
Rejected sitcom pilots.
Humor No Woman’s Body Found Today
The bodies of exactly zero murdered women have been found today, so far.
Humor Fake Metal Bands
You don't know shit about fake metal bands.
Humor Things I Regret Not Saying to the Hostess at the Mandarin Oriental Hotel Bar
...when she said my male friend had to leave because "gentlemen are required to wear long pants after eight pm," and it was 97 degrees out and the bar was totally empty. Which she had every right to do, because it's a private establishment and she did not set the policy.1. "This place has a pretty offensive name and logo for a conglomerate owned by a Scottish business dynasty, when you think about it. Do you think Edward Said would drink here? Moreover, how much of your job involves binary gender policing?"2. "Oh, he's no gentleman." (male friend mimes tying me to a railroad track) "See?"3. "I am an eccentric Texan oil billionaire, and I was going to buy this hotel chain, but now I'm going to buy the Westin group instead."(Go away, come back with Rodeo Drive store bags filled with glasses of artisanal gin and tonic.)4. "Big mistake. Big. Huge!"
Humor Better Wedding Announcements
The bride and groom met outside of a singles yoga class; they were both too embarrassed to go inside.The groom's father is the Head of Cardiology at Cedars Sinai; his mother is a professional clogger and performs with the senior dance troupe The Clogged Arteries.The groom is a semi-professional hockey player. The bride is a dental implant artist.The brides are both Olympic athletes. Helen set records in the shot put; Greta in the javelin. The bouquet toss will be held outside the reception hall in a nearby soccer field.
Humor The Comment Section for Every Article Ever Written About Intimate Grooming
Everything that's ever been said on the subject of bikini waxing, catalogued for posterity.
