Humor What Is Society Even Doing To Me Right Now?
I mean!
things mallory does for no reason
Humor 
Humor Things That Will Not Be Tolerated In This High Court Another Minute
There are so many synonyms for "peasant" on thesaurus.com; I hope I have used them all.
Music Torch Songs Where The Word “Me” Has Been Replaced By “Bees”
It's a formula for smiling, you guys.
Religion Bible Verses Where The Word “Righteous” Has Been Replaced By “Bitchin’”
Bitchin'.
Books Nine Books That, If We Are Being Honest, Should Have More Prominently Featured Masturbation
I mean!
Movies Where Is The Sexually Cruel Sequel To The Devil Wears Prada For Which The People Clamor
IT WOULD BE BETTER THAN ANYTHING.
Food The Best Ingredients At Subway
WHAT'S GREAT ABOUT SUBWAY
Books The Thomas Hardy Boys
The Thomas Hardy Boys are the greatest detectives in Wessex county.
Poetry Children’s Nursery Rhymes Where The Subject Has Been Replaced With Former President Richard Nixon
If you replaced the subject of children's nursery rhymes with Richard Nixon, this is what it would look like, I guess.
Religion Bible Verses Where The Word “Curse” Has Been Replaced With “Bad Vibes”
Bad vibes, man.
Religion Bible Verses Where “Thou Shalt Not” Has Been Replaced By “can u not”
Oh God, I'm more sorry than usual for this one.
Movies Numbers That Should Have Been Cut From Classic Hollywood Musicals
Numbers that -- beautiful as some of them may be -- should never have made it into Hollywood musicals.
Animals The Best YouTube Videos I Can Find Of Eagles Snatching Things
Eagles grabbing stuff, on line.
The Internet The Longest Documentaries About Atlantis On YouTube
Hours and hours, guys. HOURS.
Religion Bible Verses Where The Word “Philistines” Has Been Replaced With “Haters”
Bible verses with haters in them.
