Humor
"Birthday Cake Vineyards Cake Batter White Wine (Specialty Grape Wine with Natural and Artificial Flavors Added)"
Humor
"Ernest is pitching increasingly bleak pieces, most of which pertain to alcoholism, dead lions, or writing alone in a shed."
Advice
The Toast's poetry advice columnist, Marika Prokosh, offers some advice to a resilient reader who is ready to leave their hometown and build a new life.
Beauty
What? It could happen.
The Butter
Aimee Nezhukumatathil shares news of the discovery of 14 new types of dancing frog in this week's World of Wonder column for The Butter.
Books
They are all good. Some achieve greatness.
Family
Rohin Guha on why he sometimes wishes his parents could have a role in determining the man he will marry.
The Butter
A history in hair.
Advice
It's never too early to get them started on deconstruction.
Link Roundup
The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.