Books Every Scottish Novel Ever
This pretty much sums it up.
Mallory Ortberg
Books 
History That Gay Mount Everest Mail
Gay letters, straight from Everest.
History The Contest Of Athena And Poseidon
Originally.
PEOPLE OF ATHENS: at last our city is complete
CECROPS: my people
now we must decide which of the gods we will offer our worship to
who among the deities of Olympus will we select to watch over us
shall it be Poseidon? Lord of the sea, creator of the horse, to protect our warships and supply us with battle stallions?
or shall it be Athena, goddess of wisdom and justice?
Link Roundup Link Roundup!
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Books Children’s Stories Made Horrific: Can’t You Sleep, Little Bear?
You can't, can you? You can't. You can't. You can't, you can't, you can't, can you?
Art Rococo Pastoral Paintings And The Opposite Of Marxism
ADD MORE LACE, ABANDON YOUR JOB.
Books Sir Gawain And The Green Knight
Come over for dinner, it'll be fun.
Advice Fasting Spittle Is Exactly What You Think It Is
Well, then!
Fitness Why American Ninja Warrior Is The Greatest Show About Obstacles Courses Currently On Television
Preparing Americans for a future of battling patriotically-colored obstacle courses.
Beauty If Sue Perkins Were Your Girlfriend
Life would be different, then.
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The roundest and most upwardly of links, for your delectation.
Humor A Musician Names Things
A musician names things in a technically accurate fashion.
Art Owls Are The Most Terrifying Detail In Every Painting
NOTHING WORSE THAN SOME FICTIONAL OWLS.
Television Kids In The Hall Monday: Cocaine
My God, I'm as bad as he is.
Art In Case You Were Worried 15th-Century Swabia Wasn’t Metal As All Hell
IT WAS.
