Humor The Reasons That Everything Happens For, In Order
Everything happens for a reason.
Mallory Ortberg
Humor 
Advice Advice To My Younger Self
STAY THE COURSE.
Movies Scenes I Imagine Feature Prominently In Risky Business, A Movie I Have Never Seen
I have never seen "Risky Business." Here's what happens in it.
Art Normal Children Who Are Very Comfortable And At Ease In Western Art History
Some children relaxing in art history.
Humor A Question I’ll Never Give A Straight Answer To
A woman humorist, talking about women's humor, humorously.
Books How To Tell If You Are In A Shirley Jackson Story
You might be in one...right now.
Dreams When I Win This Fucking Award
Dang, you guys. When I win this award. You don't even know what it'll be like, when I win it.
Television Kids In The Hall Monday: I’m A Cat
Oh, him? He's a cat.
Movies A Partial But By No Means Exhaustive List Of What’s Great About Period Dramas
Some things that make period dramas great, costumes excepted.
Books The LA Times Festival Of Books’ Toast Schedule
The LA Times Festival of Books finally has me in it.
Television A Bit Of Fry And Laurie Friday: Buying An Engagement Ring
ABOFL Friday!
Artwork Paintings Of Sappho In Order Of How Bummed Out She Looks
Sappho was as bummed out as she was gay.
Books The Swiss Family Robinson
Did you know their name wasn't Robinson? The "Robinson" in the title was a reference to Robinson Crusoe. Huh.
Advice I Can’t Be The Only Person Left Who Does Their Taxes By Hand
I'll literally never change.
Television “But Tonight I’m Getting Drunk Because It’s My Turn”: I Blame All Of You For Not Telling Me About Trailer Park Boys
What the hell, guys.
