Movies Classic Films, Summarized By Someone Who Has Never Seen Them
Classic films, probably.
Mallory Ortberg
Movies 
Fitness Here Is What Happens To You When You Work Out With Nicole Cliffe
I DID LUNGES WITH A BABY IN MY ARMS.
Animals A Butterfly Is Just A Moth Lie
A moth is the worst bug for real and for true, but that doesn't mean butterflies are any good.
Heroes Here Are Some Paintings Of A Woman Riding Aristotle Like A Pony
Did you know that a woman named Phyllis once rode Aristotle like a pony? Well, she rode him. Like a pony.
Movies Dream-Casting The Villette Movie That Does Not Yet Exist
It doesn't exist, but it should.
Television Trailer Park Boys Tuesday: Ricky Is A Modern Falstaff
Nicole explained it to me, and now I am explaining it to you, the truest thing I have ever known.
News Ta-Nehisi Coates On Baltimore And Freddie Gray
"When nonviolence is preached by representatives of the state while the state doles out heaps of violence to its citizens, it reveals itself to be a con."
Artwork Classical Paintings That Could Easily Double As Covers For Charming YA Lesbian Romance Novels
Turns out there is a LOT of art that looks like great covers for lesbian romance novels.
Art Paintings That Have Been Inaccurately Categorized As “Amazons In Art”
They're just riding horses!
Dreams Here Are Some Good Videos Of People Blowing Stuff Up On YouTube
It's pretty good; stuff blows up.
Television A Bit Of Fry And Laurie Friday: Tidyman’s Carpets
A ripper, that Helena. Fine, curving arse.
Food Please Argue About The Best Food To Eat On A Cross-Country Road Trip Here
Queensbury rules.
Artwork Portraits Of Lord Byron, In Order Of Lord Byron-ness
Some Lord Byrons are more Byronic than others.
Animals Here Is A Baby Piglet That Is Also Yourself
Screaming, and in the cold, you are.
Religion Bible Verses Where The Word “Forbidden” Has Been Replaced By “Unchill”
These things are unchill.
