Religion Kareem Abdul-Jabbar And Other Conversion Stories
Kareem Abdul-Jabbar's conversion to Islam and other convert stories.
Mallory Ortberg
Religion 
Movies The Sequel To Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory That Charlie’s Mother Deserves
She works so hard, and she has just one question.
Books Twelve Classic Novels As Summarized By Someone Who Has Not Read Them
Some classic novels, probably.
Food Here Is A Recipe For Toast Soup
Let's all think about making toast soup.
Relationships Things I Believe To Be True With Perfect Trust And Perfect Faith About Yesterday’s “Modern Love” Column
There's definitely SOME murder going on here.
Television Kids In The Hall Monday: Country Doctor
Is that pie I smell?
Movies Film Noir Friday
In order of the TCM film festival, I give you Film Noir Friday.
Movies Scenes From The Divorce-Themed Sandlot Sequel That Wendy Peffercorn Deserves
Wendy Peffercorn finally gets justice.
Music So Prince Is Covering A Nichole Nordeman Song From 2005
WHY. WHAT. YES. WHY THOUGH. BUT YES?
Books The Boxcar Children, Redux
This is pretty much the Boxcar Children, which is disappointingly a book about small humans, and not newborn trains.
Books Scenes From The Bell Jar And Other Sylvia Plath Works, As Remembered By Someone Who Never Finished Reading Sylvia Plath
Scenes from the collected works of Sylvia Plath, from someone who has barely read her.
Art A Conversation Between The Two People I Assume Design All Restaurant Bathrooms
Like, why, though?
Link Roundup Link Roundup
It's today's links, from me, your friend Mallory.
Art A Sneak Peek At Eke Magazine’s Spring 2015 Issue
Eke Magazine: for sentient habitants located in space-time.
Movies The Revenge-Based Sequel To Cast Away That Tom Hanks So Richly Deserves
Cast Away II: The Reckoning.
