Books Children’s Stories Made Horrific: Thousandfurs, Or The King Who Wanted To Marry His Daughter
Kings are loyal to kings.
Mallory Ortberg
Books 
Books Every New England Novel Ever
That pretty much covers it.
Health My Real-Time Responses To Headlines On The Men’s Health Website
Some fun jokes about fitness, for fun.
Art Women Praying Furiously In Western Art History
There are a lot of pious women praying to God in Western art history, and they are absolutely furious about it.
Books Ethan Frome, Probably
Ethan Frome is a book that's sort of about Yankee repression but mostly about sledding.
Books Memorable Passages From Teen Angels, A 1996 Series About Teens Who Were Also Angels
Teen Angels was a short-lived book series about teen angels. These are their stories.
Television Kids In The Hall Monday: Bass Player
He's balding...spiritually.
Television A Bit Of Fry And Laurie Friday: Minnie the Moocher
I am CHEATING. This is Jeeves & Wooster.
Food My Real-Time Response To Learning What The Rock Eats Every Day
Holy smokes holy smokes HOLY SMOKES!
Music Songs From A Tom Waits Album Where No One Gets Drunk At A Diner
Songs from an unusual Tom Waits album.
Animals Children’s Stories Made Horrific: The Little Red Hen
Someone will help her eat the bread.
Animals The Animorphs
A description of the Animorphs.
Animals Two Medieval Monks Invent Bestiaries
The monks are BACK, and they have a TENUOUS GRASP on how animals work!
Animals Things I Believe To Be True About Crows Despite A Complete Lack Of Evidence
I can't prove that any of these things about crows are true. But I can FEEL it.
Link Roundup Link Roundup
It's all the links I could compress into a zip file.
