Advice Tracking Your Fertility In Folklore: Preventing Changelings And Other Common Curses
How to track your fertility to prevent changelings, mooncalves, and the evil eye.
Mallory Ortberg
Advice 
Link Roundup Link Roundup
Today's freshest and most available links, carelessly curated especially for some of you. Not all of you. But some.
Art Women Listening To Men Play Music At Them In Western Art History
Women listening to men play music for 800 years in art.
Writing An Actual Letter Ayn Rand Wrote To An Actual Teenage Girl
I know I make up a lot of Ayn Rand stuff. This actually happened.
Television Mitchell and Webb Monday: Homeopathic ER
Mitchell and Webb are filling in for the Kids in the Hall for reasons of "I particularly wish it."
Television A Bit Of Fry and Laurie Friday: Australian Soap Opera
The sketch that defined my perception of Australia for decades.
News That Free Community College Thing
I like this idea. HOT TAKE.
The Internet The Comments Section For Every Video Where Someone Does A Pushup
"That's not a real pushup. Your form is totally wrong."
"It's still more than most Americans will ever do. How many pushups have you done today? And guiding your mouse without supporting your elbow on your armrest doesn't count. Sitting kills."
"That's why I never sit. Every morning, I throw my computer out of the window and race downstairs to type on the keyboard before it hits the ground."
"What she's doing, it looks like sex. I'd let her do a pushup on me."
"why the fuck did you film this vertically"
Poetry Notes On Other Household Appliances From William Carlos Williams
William Carlos Williams' notes go beyond the refrigerator.
Movies Every Song In 2007’s Walk Hard, Ranked, After Careful Deliberation
Careful deliberation and prayerful discernment, that's what went into the making of this list.
Link Roundup Link Roundup
The Toast brings you an assortment of the freshest and most Internet of links.
News News Roundup For Colorado’s NAACP Bombing
Links to some of the coverage of this week's NAACP office bombing.
Dreams Leaked Celebrity Photos I Would Totally Look At
I try to avoid the nudes, but there are some celebrity leaks I can't resist peeking at.
Books Ayn Rand’s Sweet Valley High
Ayn Rand rewrites Sweet Valley High.
Dads I’d Love To Help My Wife Do The Dishes, But I’m Trapped Under Something Heavy
Some thoughts from a dad on paternity leave.
