Advice Affirmations
Some illustrated affirmations.
Mallory Ortberg
Advice 
Animals Witches Have Been Attacking Horses And Braiding Their Tails
Witches have been secretly braiding horse-tails in Sussex.
Personal Stories Letters To Seventeen Magazine’s “Most Embarrassing Moments” Section, If More Teenagers Had Vagina Dentata
Letters to Seventeen Magazine's "Most Embarrassing Moments" section, if more teenagers had vagina dentata.
Meta Share Your Greatest Dirtbag Moments
Take a seat and talk about your dirtbag years.
Fitness Yoga Mantras For Jerks
Yoga mantras you'll never hear in class.
Religion Yeah, Nicole and Mallory Got Our Auras Read. Wanna Fight About It?
Mallory and Nicole got their auras analyzed; it's up to you to match the aura to the editor.
Books Ayn Rand’s Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Ayn Rand brings another installment of the Harry Potter series.
Music John Lennon Writes Imagine
John Lennon's writing process during the creation of "Imagine."
Advice How To Maintain Control Of The Shared Armrest: A Guide For Women Flying Alone
A guide for women.
Meta Toast Points For The Week Of July 25th
Toast points for this week!
LGBT Femslash Friday: A League Of Their Own
This week's Femslash Friday takes on A League Of Their Own.
Link Roundup Link Roundup
Today's link roundup is brought to you by Mallory.
History Exploring The Public Domain
Reviewing the past with the Public Domain Review.
Books Dirtbag Hans Christian Andersen
It's Dirtbag Hans Christian Andersen.
Meta Last Night We Had A Party
Last night we had a party, and SO MANY OF YOU came.
