Beauty If Harrison Ford Were Your Boyfriend
Can you imagine? Stacie Williams can!
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Beauty How I Learned to Love My Skin Colour
Rumnique Nannar on her struggles with colourism and a rare skin condition, and how she found her way to self-acceptance.
Beauty The Most Metal Deaths in Middle-earth, Ranked
Like Mary Poppins, this piece is practically perfect in every way.
Beauty A Linguist Explains How We Write Sarcasm on the Internet
Gretchen McCulloch, The Toast's resident linguist, on the ways we signal sarcasm on the internet.
Beauty Things I Believe To Be True With Perfect Trust And Perfect Faith About Channing Tatum
I believe these things with perfect trust and perfect faith.
Beauty If Gillian Anderson Were Your Girlfriend
IT WOULD BE GREAT, RIGHT?
Beauty Bill Zinsser: In Remembrance
Mary J. Breen pays tribute to Bill Zinsser, a good writer and a good person.
Advice Dispatches from the Society for the Preservation and Promotion of Sapphic Social Mores
A guide for the sapphic socialite.
Beauty If Taraji P. Henson Were Your Girlfriend
Life would be perfect.
Beauty A Meat Processing Professional Reviews Torchwood
The latest in a series of movie reviews by a meat processing professional.
Beauty Kyle Mooney Thursday: Sports
Benjels! Get your head in the game! What is Danielson thinking?
Beauty If Kal Penn Were Your Boyfriend
Oh, can you imagine?
Beauty You Think You Have Time: Hiking the Lowest to Highest Trail
Carrot Quinn on hiking the Lowest to Highest route, and what it's like to organize your entire life around being able to hike thousands of miles each year.
Beauty If Serena Williams Were Your Girlfriend
IMAGINE.
Beauty If Sue Perkins Were Your Girlfriend
Life would be different, then.
