1. The Toast's weekly Friday open thread.

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  2. The latest in a series of movie reviews by a meat processing professional.

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  3. Smooth

    "In the dream where my genitals disappear, we have cable."

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  4. Link Roundup!

    The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.

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  5. How to describe a woman who lifts weights?

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  6. Perhaps the lesson "you can't be all things to all people" is one you have yet to fully internalize, but I think I love you anyway, new cafe.

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  7. THE HITS JUST KEEP ON COMING.

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  8. The author imagines how famous show tunes might have gone had they been written by school librarians.

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  9. Benjels! Get your head in the game! What is Danielson thinking?

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  10. Link Roundup!

    The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.

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