Previously: Ayn Rand Reviews Children's Movies.
Thomas the Tank Engine
When I ride on the 20th Century Limited, nobody touches a lever on the control panel but me. To ride a train is to take ingenuity itself as your lover; children should be given books about trains early and often.
All trains are important. Thomas the Tank Engine is the most important train that there is, because he believes himself to be so. Other, lesser trains attempt jealously to confuse him, to delude him into thinking he is no better than the rest. Do not listen to them, Thomas! Do not allow them to dampen the divine spark that illuminates your rear engine; do not allow yourself to be linked up with inferior box-cars who hang on to you and dog your steps and cause you to doubt yourself. You are the molten steam heart of America, the greatest country in the world.
I am not ashamed to admit that a tear very nearly came to my eye when the Controller told Thomas, "You are a really useful engine." I have never been so moved in all my life, and had to light a cigarette. I named the cigarette Thomas.
