Anna Pulley’s previous haiku for The Toast can be found here.

 

Tegan and Sara’s

jawlines once saved a kitten

from a burning house.

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Tegan and Sara’s

jawlines proved Pythagoras’

theorem factual.

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Their faces inspired

the movie Jaws five years

before they were born.

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A rock brushed against

Tegan’s jawline and was turned

into a diamond.

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Staring at Sara’s

jaw has been shown to assuage

mild hangovers.

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Architect Gehry

attributes “Bilbao Effect”

to the twins’ jawlines.

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Their jaws cut enough

cheese to feed the homeless for

27 weeks.

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Thus turning the phrase

“cut the cheese” from an insult

to a compliment.

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Next to the duo’s

jaws, Channing Tatum’s abs look

like instant oatmeal.

 

Or:

 

In a cage match with

Channing Tatum’s abs, the twins’

jaws won “best upset.”

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Their face lines are so

chiseled, the Great Sphinx sued for

breach of copyright.

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