Previously: Your request to play devil’s advocate has been denied.
Thank you for your recent inquiry about hearing both sides. According to our records, this marks the fourth submission in as many days as to whether or not we have heard both sides. We regret to inform you that we have not.
On March the 2nd, you interrupted a conversation by asking “In fairness, have you heard both sides?”
On April the 13th, you spoke over a work acquaintance, reminding her that “We can’t actually form an opinion about this until we’ve heard both sides.”
While in an ideal world perhaps we would listen to all sides, the volume of requests we receive on a daily basis makes this impossible.