Toastrons in the Bay Area and surrounding environs! What are you doing tonight? Do you want to come to the Booksmith in San Francisco at 7:30 and listen to The Toast's own Alexis Coe and self discuss lesbian murderesses?
Of course you do. [Miranda Priestly voice]
Previously: a Decemberists album where nobody gets murdered.
"Everything In This Song Is Spelled According To Modern Convention"
"A Girl Who Is Alive And Not Anne Frank Plays A Piano Without Any Semen On It"
"No One Visited The Penny Arcade That Day"
"The Characters On This Old-Timey Postcard Have Not Come To Life To
Previously in this series: Alexandre Dumas.
You are a dog who has murdered just everyone.
You are a man. You are a man.
You are a woman, and no good to anybody.
You were weak once, long ago, in a land where the sun shone. Now everyone you know is dead.
A man once taught
"It was a clear day, and yet there seemed an intangible pall over the face of things, a subtle gloom that made the day dark, and that was due to the absence of sun. This fact did not worry the man."
Well, if he's not worried, I'm not going to worry either.
"But all...Read More
Previously: Dirtbag Zeus.
APOLLO: so do you come here to this river a lot
DAPHNE: i'm so sorry
have we met?
APOLLO: we havent met
but you know me
APOLLO: ever seen THE SUN
APOLLO: youre welcome
hey let me touch your skin for a while
DAPHNE: i have to
[DAPHNE turns into a tree to escape him]
Interested parties would do well to saunter over to Book Riot's Reading Lives podcast, should they wish to hear an interview with me about reading P.G. Wodehouse for the first time, hating The Mists of Avalon, and getting your copy of the Divine Comedy confiscated at
greatest American hero = I like her
garbage = not very good
I love you = we are both on the Internet, and we agree about something
shut it all down = I'm going to stay right here and not leave the Internet and keep reading this
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