The Toast has acquired another Nicole as part of our long-term plan to absorb every woman with that name in the next five years. Please give the warmest, Toastiest welcome you can muster to Nicole Soojung Callahan! She's ours now, and we are hers.
Ross Douthat: Iggy Azalea, "Fancy"
DouthatMaureen Dowd: Bon Jovi, "It's My Life"
I don't wanna be another face in the crowd gonna hear my voice when I shout Maureen Dowd it's my life...Read More
Listen, as a father of daughters, I'm really against this kind of behavior, this kind of treatment of women. The kind where they get hurt or they can't vote or we don't give any money to them. You know the kind I'm talking about. The kind I don't want my daughters to
For no real reason, and in no particular order, here are some people doing worthwhile and interesting things in [waves arms expansively] the media. They all have something in common. I can't quite put my finger on it.
Shani Hilton, BuzzfeedShani
Previously in this series (yeah, we’re doing all seven): Ayn Rand’s Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire.
“You're a prefect? Oh Ronnie! That's everyone in the family!"
Ron looked nervously at Harry. Harry betrayed nothing. You can be a wizard, Ron remembered, and you can be a man; it is good to be...Read More
babe what is it
are there not enough leopard skins
if you call just two enough
and here is your royal chair
no furs on it i see
just linens and gold
that's fine, that's fine
is that a
1. It has to be a stranger. It has to be. This is no time for settling old scores. This cannot be traced back to you in any way. You can't see them during your daily routine; you can't have mutual friends; you can't live in the same county. You cannot research them