Magic Rich People Curses
Curses for rich people.
2014
Magic 
Family Mom Wines: A Guide
Noah Kulwin offers a guide to all things Mom Wine.
Advice Aunt Acid: Advice on Found Money and Cliques
Aunt Acid takes on questions about finding money in your work bathroom and getting along with others in her new illustrated advice column for The Toast.
Humor I’m Sick And Tired Of All These Hip Young Adults Bringing Their Aging Parents To My Favorite Bars
There's a new trend going on -- hip young adults taking their enfeebled parents to bars -- and I'm sick of it.
Link Roundup Link Roundup!
The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.
Meta Anniversary Open Thread!
You know what to do with an open thread. We're going to go take naps now.
Ancient Grains What Would Yellow Ranger Do?
Shing Yin Khor delivers an illustrated tale of race and Power Rangers and ass-kickery.
Advice CRTC-Approved Canadian Pornography Scenarios
Nicole Cliffe has gained access to a list of government-approved plotlines for Canadian pornography.
Heroes Saturday Mornings With Abortion Protestors: On Being a Clinic Escort
Caitlin Keefe Moran, on what it's like to spend your Saturday mornings being called a Nazi by abortion protestors.
Advice How to Tell If a Canadian is Mad At You
Nicole and Mallory, drawing on their own, rich friendship, provide a roadmap to Canadian anger and passive-aggression.
Ancient Grains Benedict Cumberbatch: The Fan Fiction
Nicole Cliffe reveals her Benedict Cumberbatch fan fiction to the world.
Ancient Grains Why I Am Leaving New York City
Too many damn wizards, is why.
Ancient Grains And Now, As Promised, the Miniature Horses
Nicole and Mallory went to visit some miniature horses.
Meta The NicMall Toast Anniversary Conversation
Nicole and Mallory discuss the first full year of The Toast.
The Internet The Best Comments On The Telegraph’s Articles About World War I
God, I love reading comments about WWI on the Telegraph.
