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October 1, 2015

Meta

An Open Thread For No Reason

by Nicole Cliffe · October 1, 2015
A bonus open thread for you.
Family

Things My Newborn Has Done That Remind Me of the Existential Horror of the Human Experience

by Chris Braak · October 1, 2015
There is no remedy for the malaise of existence, even in a newborn's dreams.
Beauty

If Nigella Lawson Were Your Girlfriend

by Jasmine Guillory · October 1, 2015
Life would be different then.

More by Jasmine Guillory

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Advice

Signs You’re About To Write A Dear Prudence Letter

by Mallory Ortberg · October 1, 2015
"My husband is wonderful, but..."
Music

Race, Immigration, and Hamilton: The Relevance of Lin-Manuel Miranda’s New Musical

by Kendra James · October 1, 2015
Kendra James on the lessons and modern resonance of Lin-Manuel Miranda's HAMILTON on Broadway.
Books

Dirtbag Milton

by Mallory Ortberg · October 1, 2015
John Milton: Poet, statesman, dirtbag.
Link Roundup

Link Roundup!

by Nicole Cliffe · October 1, 2015
The Toast presents a selection of delightful information in the form of a link roundup.

More by Nicole Cliffe

  • “Labor of Love”: An Interview With Moira Weigel

  • Faithfully LGBT: An Interview With Eliel Cruz

  • This Video Is The Only Thing That Truly Matters To Me Right Now

  • The Order In Which I Would Have Murdered the “And Then There Were None” Guests

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