Books Every Meal In Great Expectations, Ranked In Order Of How Upsetting It Is
Oh my God, they just keep getting worse.
Mallory Ortberg
Books 
History Reasons I Would Make An Excellent Member Of The Wild Hunt And You Should Consider Me For The Position
Thank you for considering my application.
Religion Bible Verses Where “The Messiah” Has Been Replaced With “King Shit of Fuck Mountain”
Well, we're closing the site anyhow, so.
LGBT The Toast Looks Back: The Best of Femslash Friday
My, she was yar.
History The Toast Looks Back: The Best of Fan Fiction
Boy, we wrote a lot of it.
Humor The Toast Looks Back: The Best of The Dirtbags
They were some real bags of dirt.
Art The Toast Looks Back: The Best Of Two Monks
They sure did love inventing things.
Books The Toast Looks Back: The Best Of Ayn Rand
What would we have done without her?
Art The Toast Looks Back: The Best of Western Art History
So many jokes about art! They were all the same joke, but I sure did love it.
Philosophy The Toast Looks Back: The Best Of Talking To Babies About Philosophy
We sure have taught those babies a lot.
Movies The Toast Looks Back: The Best Of Movie Yelling
So much yelling in so few years.
Open Thread How Old Were You When You Learned How To Use The Brakes On Rollerblades
On rollerblades, that is. You have to lean your foot backwards while skating forwards! Who designed this?
Television A Bit of Fry and Laurie Friday: Dinner With Digby
Backpackers. Backpackers?
Health The Worst Weather In America
I love reading about bad weather while I am comfortably at home!
Religion Bible Verses Where “Verily” Has Been Replaced With “Fuckin’ A”
Fuckin' a, man.
