Television Half-Hearted But Well-Meaning Statements Made By Supportive Partners On “Botched,” In Order Of Sincerity
"I think they look great now."
Mallory Ortberg
Television 
LGBT Transmisogyny And Disc Golfing Round Table: A Chat With Mey Rude, Frances Lee, Gabby Bellot, and Brook Shelley
Talking about transmisogyny and also disc golfing.
Advice A Guide To Flirting With Plausible Deniability
How to flirt without anyone ever finding out.
Art Men Who Have Finally ‘Found Their Sound’ In Western Art History
This is it, boys. We've found our sound.
Television Madeline Kahn Monday: Madeline and Carol Burnett Are Friends
Madeline Kahn and Carol Burnett sang a duet in the 1970s, creating the mathematical definition of "brassiness."
Religion A Prayer For You
May you bring that kind of focused, petty energy to your enemies.
Work & Business Unedited Footage Of Self At Nicole’s House In Utah
How we are.
Books Children’s Stories Made Horrific: Frog And Toad Are Friends
Frog and Toad are friends.
Personal Stories Things I Have Heard On The Sleeper Train To Salt Lake
Luckily it's a big country.
Relationships Don’t Fall In Love, Vanity Fair Edition
IT WON'T END WELL.
Books On College Life
Kids today!
Books Gigi, Mostly
GASTON: how I tire of wealth and influence
how money bores me
MADAME ALVAREZ: we are glad you find time to visit our small apartment
the electricity is out at the moment, I hope you don't mind
GASTON: how I tire of my string of wealthy mistresses
of the eyes of the world, always upon me
of the endless parties
Heroes Watch Columbo Catch Seven Guys In A Row
"Gee, they're something, aren't they?"
Art The Only Band I Care About
"This is it. We've found our sound."
Music Reasons I Believe Nick Jonas’ “Jealous” Is A Great Lesbian Anthem
Nick Jonas is "of the lesbian's party without knowing it," as Blake would say, if Blake knew about lesbians and Nick Jonas.
