Family
I'm so ashamed.
Beauty
It's NATURAL.
Movies
Say, you're a real apple-cart picker, aren't you, sister?
Art
Step One: Assemble linen-bedecked bitches. Step Two: There is no step two.
Dreams
Good morning! You're not an adult going to work. It's the first day of seventh grade!
Advice
It's probably childbirth.
Fan Fiction
These all happened, I'm sure of it.
Art
"Why can't we have an Asherah pole? All the OTHER Canaanite nations have an Asherah pole."
Religion
Well, that's just, like, your OPINION, man.
Texts From
H.P. Lovecraft won't live in a world where there are boats that aren't the Mayflower.
Television
It's Kids In The Hall Mondays in spirit, but not in name.
Television
"This is Berwhale. The avenger. The weapon of the Chosen One. Tomorrow is your twenty-fifth birthday and you must leave us to go in search of Pewnack."
Art
Chew chew scream.
News
I'm not a very good or thoughtful person.
Art
Exactly what it says on the tin.