Heroes I’m Beginning To Wish I Could Protect The Woman I’ve Been Assigned To Love
We were only supposed to fall in love. I wasn't supposed to do my job.
Mallory Ortberg
Heroes 
Poetry The Greatest Poems In The Works Of P.G. Wodehouse
The only good poems are the made-up ones found in the works of P.G. Wodehouse.
Health “Pregnant, And No Civil Rights”: Criminalizing Miscarriages
The creeping elimination of pregnant women's rights in the United States.
Music Songs You’ll Never Hear On A Sufjan Stevens Album
The Sufjan Stevens' album that doesn't exist.
Humor Sorry I Murdered Everyone, But I’m An Introvert
Sorry that everybody at your house is dead, but I'm an introvert.
Meta Toast Points For The Week Of November 7th
This week's Toast Points.
Books Outfits I Have Coveted In Atlas Shrugged
Let's be honest: the point of Atlas Shrugged ARE THE CLOOOOOTHES.
Interviews “Daisy Miller dies from having an Italian friend and going outside”
An interview with Entertainment Weekly. Or like, from them, with me.
Art Women Rejecting Marriage Proposals In Western Art History
There's a rich, long tradition of women turning down marriage offers in Western art history.
Books Watch A Beautiful Woman Perform “How To Tell If You Are In A Jane Austen Novel”
I performed "How To Tell If You Are In A Jane Austen Novel" at Housing Works this week.
History Sophia Loren Reveals Nothing
Sophia Loren doesn't tell us anything about that photograph we didn't already learn by looking at it.
Texts From Texts From F. Scott Fitzgerald
A special "Texts From" edition at Buzzfeed.
Food Signs That A Contestant Is About To Lose On Chopped
I can spot someone who's about to get chopped a mile away.
Books Book Day Odds and Ends
Today is the day we book!
History The Dirtbag Wars of the Roses
The Wars of the Roses were chockablock with dirtbags.
