Books Dirtbag John Milton
John Milton, Teenage Dirtbag
Mallory Ortberg
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Books Your Female Characters Are So Strong
Your female characters are strong. Perhaps...perhaps too strong.
News Zac Efron and Michelle Rodriguez, Romantic Human Couple
Zac Efron and Michelle Rodriguez are dating and that's real, dating with their bodies and also hearts.
Art Normal Conversations In Western Art History
Mallory continues her mission to caption every painting in Western art history.
History Evidence That Shakespeare Was An Anti-Circumcision Activist
Quotes that suggest Shakespeare was probably an anti-circumcision activist.
Books Let’s Talk About The Books You Hate The Most
A nice chat about the books you hate.
Magic Rich People Curses
Curses for rich people.
Humor I’m Sick And Tired Of All These Hip Young Adults Bringing Their Aging Parents To My Favorite Bars
There's a new trend going on -- hip young adults taking their enfeebled parents to bars -- and I'm sick of it.
Ancient Grains Why I Am Leaving New York City
Too many damn wizards, is why.
The Internet The Best Comments On The Telegraph’s Articles About World War I
God, I love reading comments about WWI on the Telegraph.
Heroes American Hero Proves White Men Have No Sense Of Humor
Maya Peterson, American hero and teaser of white men.
History The Royal Houses of Europe
A primer on the royal houses of Europe.
Television Futurama Episodes You Should Watch Instead Of Serious-Issue Movies
Futurama episodes you should watch instead of serious-issue movies.
Books Every Irish Novel Ever
The chapter list for every Irish novel ever.
Meta Toast Points For The Week Of June 27
This week's Toast Points!
