Meta Toast Points For The Week of May 22nd
This week's Toast Points.
Mallory Ortberg
Meta 
Personal Stories A Bug Flew Into My Ear and It Died
A bug flew in my ear and died there but I am still alive.
Race Let’s All Take A Minute To Read Ta-Nehisi Coates’ “The Case For Reparations”
Ta-Nehisi Coates' "The Case For Reparations" is out.
Humor A Day In The Life of Seth MacFarlane, Human Male (Definitely Not A Swarm of Hyper-Alert Bees and A Metal Jaw)
Seth MacFarlane is a human male and cares nothing for the Wasp Queen.
Humor His Substance Abuse Problem Was Different
His substance abuse problem wasn't like other people's substance abuse problems. His substance abuse problem was different.
Advice Audrey Hepburn’s Beauty Tips
Audrey Hepburn's timeless beauty tips.
Friendship Alternatives to Apologizing
Things you can do instead of apologizing.
Millennials Are Growing Raven-Black Wings So Much Sooner Than Previous Generations It’s Changing The Way Heaven Builds Its Defensive Walls
Millennials have taken to growing raven-black wings earlier than any previous generation.
Personal Stories The Only Time I’ve Ever Been To Connecticut
On going to Connecticut, and having the worst informational interview in the world.
Mark and Derek’s Time Traveling Rules
If the only people who could time travel were a couple of teenagers.
Hemingway Facts
Facts about noted author Ernest Hemingway you might not have known.
Animals Ayn Rand’s Dinotopia
Dinotopia, as edited by Ayn Rand.
Age Ain’t Nothing But A Perfectly Accurate Representation of How Old You Are
Some thoughts on age and getting older.
Television Kids In The Hall Monday: Steps
Kids In The Hall Monday: Steps.
Meta Friday Open Thread
This week's open thread.
