Animals “Like human children, young crocodiles are more likely to climb trees”
The trees are full of crocodiles.
Mallory Ortberg
Animals 
Health Your Constant Vigilance Is The Only Thing Keeping The Shape At Your Window From Coming Inside
The shape at the foot of your bed wants to get closer.
Books The Runaway Bunny
The runaway bunny who could not run away.
Beauty Leonard Knight Is Dead
Leonard Knight is dead at 82.
Humor It’s A Bunch of Years After The War And Everything Is Different
Everything's so different after the war, in the time that's now.
Books Dirtbag Hamlet
Hamlet reimagined as a teen dirtbag.
Magic Surprise: Our Vampires Are So Different That They’re Actually Yorkshire Terriers
Our vampires don't drink blood; they're Yorkies. Surprise.
Food “You’re Terrible But Thank You For Inventing Oatmeal”
Joyce Carol Oates is terrible but at least she gave us a good breakfast.
Work A Day In The Life of Allison Janney
A day in the life of Allison Janney.
Movies Things That Actually Happened In The Movie Vampire Academy, A Movie That Is About An Academy For Vampires
It's time to talk about Vampire Academy.
LGBT Femslash Friday: Bring It On
Femslash Friday brings you Missy and Torrance from Bring It On.
Meta Toast Points: The Week of Feb. 7, 2014
Toast Points!
Dreams What Do You Secretly Think You’d Be Good At?
Our secret delusions.
Dads An Actual, Real-Life “Dads’ Club Meeting”
Oh my God, DADS CLUB.
Health Falling Asleep Actually Impossible, Scientists Determine
Did you know? You can't actually fall asleep.
