Food McDonald’s To Introduce New “All-Seeing Eye” McNugget Shape
There's been an addition to the McNugget family.
Mallory Ortberg
Food 
Heroes “40 women were sort of sitting in a semicircle…it was overwhelming”
Hero survives semicircle of women.
Poetry The Only Things Poems Should Ever Be About
The only topics that any poems should ever be about.
Books The Ron Weasley Diaries
The recently-released Ron Weasley Diaries.
Television The Last Line of Every Archer Episode
It's the last line of every Archer episode.
Advice Lessons I Have Learned From My Parents’ Kitchen
Lessons I have learned from my parents' kitchen.
Relationships Man Who Chooses Netflix Over Parties And Regularly Bails On Friends Wonders Why He’s So Lonely
A man who regularly chooses Netflix and solitude wonders why he feels so alone.
Books “I regret pairing Ron and Hermione together (because Ron is a time-traveling Dumbledore),” JK Rowling Admits
After years of silence, JK Rowling finally speaks the truth about Ronbledore.
Television Kids In The Hall Monday: Fine Ham Abounds
Kids In The Hall Monday comes to you with the truth and power of ham.
This Week in Science Lies
Trust nothing the scientists tell you.
Ancient Grains Everyone Has Imposter Syndrome Except For You
Everyone suffers from imposter syndrome except for you, the only real fraud left.
Ancient Grains How Many Snake Corpses Is Too Many Snake Corpses?
How many dead snakes is too many dead snakes?
Ancient Grains Seven Things You Won’t Believe Obama Said During The State of the Union Last Night
Seven things you won't believe Obama said during the State of the Union address last night.
Ancient Grains Christian Hits of the ’90s and Their Closest Secular Analogues
Christian hits from the Internet's favorite decade and the real songs they always make you think of.
Ancient Grains The Donkey Kong Relationship Surprise Index
In which I discover I have no idea how any of the Kongs are related to each other.
