Ancient Grains And Now, As Promised, the Miniature Horses
Nicole and Mallory went to visit some miniature horses.
Nicole and Mallory
Ancient Grains 
Meta The NicMall Toast Anniversary Conversation
Nicole and Mallory discuss the first full year of The Toast.
Advice How To Wait Out Your Friend’s Boyfriend
For the professionally devious, a guide to outlasting your friend's boyfriend.
Advice She Said, She Said: Advice on Yappy Coworkers and Being Poorer Than You Want
Nicole and Mallory provide some advice on having a lower standard of living than you want, and your yappy coworkers.
Magic Grizzly Man: The Reckoning
What will happen to you after your search for "Grizzly Man death footage" is finally successful.
Business Official Toast Stances: Volume Six
The sixth installment in Nicole and Mallory's eternal series of official Toast stances.
Advice She Said, She Said: Advice on Crisis Pregnancy Centers and Abusive Family Members
The Toast's advice column takes on whether you should donate old baby stuff to crisis pregnancy centers and how to deal with abusive family members.
Advice She Said, She Said: Advice on Relationship Inertia and Past Badness
Nicole and Mallory tackle advice questions about breaking up with a long-term partner, and being sensitive to someone who's had a rough go of it in the past.
Advice Gabbin’ About God: Predestination and/or Free Will
In the third installment of "Gabbin' About God," Nicole asks Mallory to explain the dueling concepts of predestination and free will to her. No big deal!
Advice How to Tell If a Canadian is Mad At You
Nicole and Mallory, drawing on their own, rich friendship, provide a roadmap to Canadian anger and passive-aggression.
Meta Today Is Our Birthday
Mallory: Today is our six-month birthday. The months are "rattling inside us like pennies in a tin Band-Aid box." Where has the time gone? (Into the past, presumably). Nicole, what were you doing last January 1st?
Nicole: Before we go ANY further, I want to make it clear that I will be truly celebrating this birthday tomorrow, as our actual launch day involved hackers and tears and being on hold with our hosting provider all day, but it's amazing what time can do to erase trauma, is it not? Last January 1st (according to my records) I found our current, superb Kim-Kardashian-looking babysitter on Sittercity, purchased Claire Bloom's Leaving a Doll's House, and received an email from you saying that your New Year's resolution was to quit your job. I had not yet thought about quitting my own, perfectly pleasant job, and I am sure I thought your plan to do so was very The Girl From Wild Hearts Can't Be Broken.
I also remember that I served as a job reference for you, and when the interviewer asked me if I had anything else to say, I said "you should hire her, but if I ever start my own site, I will immediately force her to quit and come work with me," and then the interviewer and I chuckled warmly and ended the call. Okay, what have you learned over the last six months?
Mallory: I quit so many jobs in the last year! I quit the New Year's Resolution one sometime last February. I quit one job three weeks in. Then I quit another job before I started it. I'm not really a Job Quitter; it was just like there were all these ice floes I had to hop over to get to the solid ground of Toast Safety. And I made it.
Meta New Year’s Day Open Thread!
We're not wasting any more content on a holiday. Talk amongst yourselves.
Meta Merry Christmas from The Toast! Enjoy Your Open Thread.
The Toast's Christmas open thread. We'll be here for your holiday grievances.
Business Official Toast Stances: Volume Five
The third installment of Nicole and Mallory's eternal series of Official Toast Stances, in which they tell you what to like and not like.
Business Official Toast Stances: Volume Four
The third installment of Nicole and Mallory's eternal series of Official Toast Stances, in which they tell you what to like and not like.
