Books “They didn’t get married after all”: Robert Munsch’s The Paper Bag Princess
Hayley Krischer revisits the classic children's story 'The Paper Bag Princess,' by Robert Munsch.
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Books Books That Literally All White Men Own: The Definitive List
If you are a white man, you own these books. If you claim not to, you are lying.
Books Ayn Rand’s The Baby-Sitters Club
The first installment of Ayn Rand's beloved series, The Baby-Sitters Club.
Books Many Waters
Many Waters by Madeleine L'Engle, summarized.
Books Literary Ladies Cage Fight: Baby-Sitters Club vs. Sweet Valley High
This week in The Butter's Literary Ladies Cage Fight column, Kristy Thomas, president of the BSC, faces off against Sweet Valley High's Elizabeth Wakefield.
Books The Sequel To The Jedi Academy Trilogy The Inhabitants Of The Carida System Deserve
Kyp Durron is a war criminal, okay.
Books How To Cast Jane Eyre
Guys, you're not doing it right.
Advice Inspirational Quotes from Acclaimed Relationship Expert Niccolò Machiavelli
In which the author mashes up quotes from 'The Prince' and 'Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus,' because it seemed like the right thing to do.
Beauty If You Knew Emily of New Moon IRL
A series of GIFs meant to illustrate how weird Emily of New Moon would be IRL.
Books Mansfield Park
Mansfield Park, basically.
Books How To Tell If You Are In A Shakespearean Tragedy
Art thou in one of Shakespeare's tragedies? Let us help.
Advice Which Jane Austen Heroine Are You?
No, not that one.
Books Dirtbag Tess Of The D’Urbervilles
Tess of the D'Urbervilles, dirtbag.
Books “Who Is Cagney Without Lacey?”: The Fug Girls on Writing as a Duo
The Fug Girls on the mechanics of writing as a pair.
Beauty In Which Three Adults Discuss The Stars My Destination Seriously and At Length
Two brilliant nerds and a writer sit down to talk about Alfred Bester's THE STARS MY DESTINATION and what it means to them.
